A RISKY BUSINESS

Roberta S. Xavier, the CEO of AllFun Toys, has invited the movers and shakers of the Toy Industry and press to the reveal of what she is sure will be the hottest toy of 1986. The Cabbage Head doll. The first in her line of “toy fusion” products, the Cabbage Head doll will revolutionize the toy market and is sure to be on the top of every child’s Christmas list this year. 

Parents will also love this line of toys as they are true budget savers, combining the best elements from other top toys at a significant savings with healthy snacks.

However, not everyone is impressed by Xavier’s big idea and the Cabbage Head doll's launch may not be as totally tubular as planned…

Join us for a throwback to the 80's complete with yuppies, big hair, leg warmers and zipper jackets on a night that someone will not survive to see the fall of the Berlin Wall!

Son of a Scallywag

Cpt Roger Rattlebones had assembled a brand new crew of pirates on whom he is counting to become the fiercest swarm of scallywags on the open ocean. However, with a limited budget and lack of reputation Cpt Rattlebones has had a difficult time manning his ship, the Cursed Daisy. The crew that he has managed to put together lacks experience, lacks success and are the rejects cast aside by other ships. However, this crew has had a turn of good luck. On their first journey the crew stumbled upon their first big haul. 

 While docking their ship just off St. Jordan the lookout spied an old woman burying a chest under a palm tree on the beach. As the ship steered closer a wind gust blew the ship too close to land where it ran aground hitting the palm tree and knocking a coconut onto the woman’s head. She died on impact and the crew of the Daisy were free to grab her booty and run without getting blood on their hands. The chest contained 600 gold pieces , jewels and riches..

Tonight, the crew is back home and convening at the Inn Too Deep to divvy up their treasure. However, one scallywag will depart to Davey Jones’s locker before the night is over..

MAMA SPUMONI'S ITALIAN BINGO

Join "Mama Spumoni" for a PG-13 evening of bad jokes, classic Italian singing and ball grabbing! You will laugh B-4 the evening becomes B-9. And if you don't know how to 'turn the screw' she will teach you!

Bianca Baggadonnuts, estranged mob wife of Joey Baggadonuts, is in the witness protection program and has been given the new identity of Mamma Spumoni and the government job of hosting bingo parties in local restaurants.

However, this real housewife of the Jersey Shore is not keen on her new identity and finds herself slipping back into her showy ways during every event including losing her disguise, singing Italian classics and telling the same bad jokes that all of her husbands henchmen HAD to laugh at - OR ELSE.

Your ticket buys you into 4 games of BINGO (4 cards each game) and dinner selected from Vincent's limited menu. Of course there will be plenty of wine available and perhaps even ways to earn free drinks! Additional cards also available for each game.

Game prizes will be paid out in Gift Cards - $40 for 1st game, $50 for 2nd Game, $60 for 3rd game and $70 for the 4th game.

Buying the Farm

This year’s annual Florida Association of Produce Sellers (FLAPS) meeting is being held at Smilin’ Citrus Ranch, one of the group’s longest tenured members. Despite having fallen on hard times over the past few years, Smilin’ Citrus remains a local favorite and it's owner, Jedediah Husker is determined to maintain a presence in the community.

However, as the evening goes on it becomes clear that not everyone has the same “zest” for the farm's success and “the squeeze” will be on for one unlucky attendee as they meet an un-a-peeling and untimely death.

As members of FLAPS and attendees of the meeting, authorities are counting on YOU to find the clues and determine who the murderer is before it's too late!

A Double Wide Murder

The Rusty Acre Trailer Park is the oldest trailer park in Applenocker, FL.

While cookie cutter suburban developments have popped up all around Rusty Acres in the past 10 years with uppity yanks flooding the newly built neighborhoods from New York and Massachusetts, Rusty Acres has stood strong as the mecca to a redneck way of life that it has always been. However, “progress” may be catching up with the residents at Rusty Acres and at this year’s Trailer Owner’s Association Annual Meeting and Pot Luck Supper their simple way of life is fixin’ to come crashing down.

One attendee learns that they may just be too big for their own britches and gets themselves dead!

Filled with your favorite horribly offensive trailer trash stereotypes A Double Wide Murder will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

**Please note that this show is intended for an adult audience. Children under 16 are not recommended.

Bed Down at the Bad Box Saloon

The irony in the town of Lawsberg is that there is no law. Settled 10 years ago in 1866 as an oasis for those looking to move to a simpler life in the not so wild west, Lawsberg has never had the need for a Sherriff, deputy, or any other police service. 

That is until the last few months. In three months the crime rate has skyrocketed. Livestock stolen from barns in the middle of the night, church going old ladies pick pocketed while crossing the only street in town, and rumors of a secret brothel existing in town. This peaceful mecca has been rocked to the core.

Mayor Skip Tumelew, the town’s second mayor and town elder, is determined to get to the bottom of the town’s change of ways. On this Founder’s Day Mayor Tumelew has a special surprise for the people of Lawsberg. The entire town has been invited to the Bad Box Saloon for the annual Founder’s Day feast and dance. However at this dance, the Mayor will be announcing that notorious lawman Buck Justice will be taking on the role of the town’s first Sheriff in order to impose law and order once and for all.

However before Buck can be sworn into office someone is murdered in cold blood! Is it too late for this sheriff to save this town?

A Double Wide Murder

The Rusty Acre Trailer Park is the oldest trailer park in Applenocker, FL.

While cookie cutter suburban developments have popped up all around Rusty Acres in the past 10 years with uppity yanks flooding the newly built neighborhoods from New York and Massachusetts, Rusty Acres has stood strong as the mecca to a redneck way of life that it has always been. However, “progress” may be catching up with the residents at Rusty Acres and at this year’s Trailer Owner’s Association Annual Meeting and Pot Luck Supper their simple way of life is fixin’ to come crashing down.

One attendee learns that they may just be too big for their own britches and gets themselves dead!

Filled with your favorite horribly offensive trailer trash stereotypes A Double Wide Murder will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

**Please note that this show is intended for an adult audience. Children under 16 are not recommended.